You can feel it coming. The time between texts is longer. There are more excuses for why you can't hang out. Your women's intuition is ringing alarm bells, or your male gut feeling is trying to tell you something. There is less eye contact, less intimacy, and you know what's on the horizon. You're about to be dumped. Fuck.
|Hey, that's recyclable!|
|"I just don't see a future for us, Sally Stock-Photo."|
|Subject: YOU JUST LOST THE BEST THING YOU EVER HAD|
|Let this not be you.|
|"This is totes my ride now. Or is it? You'll never know!"|
|"I'm not thinking about my ex at all! Aw shit..."|